Here are some ideas for new metal names. This is just a parody.
Manly Men Metal - Texas and Whiskey. There's nothing else you'll ever need.
Douchebraincore - All I do is rage it, blaze it, suck it, fuck it, take a hit. Hater's keep on hatin cause they know that I be killin it. I don't give a shit about the things they say to bring me down. Hell yeah!
Don't Drop The Soap Metal - ??????? (but be afraid)
#illuminati nwo metal - Oh look inside yourself, the mechanics of a machine. We are not human beings. Illuminati confirmed.
Bebop Gibberish Slime Groove - Wokty flip zaborganof. Eat some more stroganoff. Potato peels on my heels.
Lose your voice core - ..............
Every For Today song core - And so we fight the oppression, in all of our songs. We will always stand and fight. Rise up. Here comes the breakdown.
Shrieking Eel metal - I sound like a dying pterodactyl.
Blood splattered cadaver metal - shredded wheat?? ^(` ( o o ) ' )^
Progressive Narrative Djent Core - Something about toast